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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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