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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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