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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
2699 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
3500 votes · ·
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
2650 votes · ·
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
2250 votes · ·
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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