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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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