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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy.
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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