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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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