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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
1984 votes · ·
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
2520 votes · ·
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
3490 votes · ·
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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