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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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