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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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