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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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So a seal walks into a club...
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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