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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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