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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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