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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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