52 Clean Jokes One-Liners | Good Bad Jokes

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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