52 Clean Jokes One-Liners | Good Bad Jokes

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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turns out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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