60 Clean Jokes One-Liners | Good Bad Jokes

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So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turns out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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Cricket.
No matter who wins, both teams, and all the fans, are losers.
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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