310 Clean Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Sofishticated!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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