315 Clean Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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My doctor told me I have the peekaboo virus.
She sent me straight to the ICU!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What do you call fairy tales told really, really quickly?
ASAP's fables!
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turns out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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