302 Clean Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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