315 Clean Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Jupiter.Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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