310 Clean Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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What do you call fairy tales told really, really quickly?
ASAP's fables!
4 votes · ·
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
2642 votes · ·
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2100 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
3489 votes · ·
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
577 votes · ·
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
1878 votes · ·
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
1740 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
1627 votes · ·
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
2173 votes · ·
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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