302 Clean Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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