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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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