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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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