40 Clever Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hike.Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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