50 Clever Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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