49 Clever Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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A Mobius strip sits down at a bar, looking miserable. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the Mobius strip says, "Where do I start?"
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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