50 Clever Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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A Mobius strip sits down at a bar, looking miserable. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the Mobius strip says, "Where do I start?"
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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