295 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Jupiter.Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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