290 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Jupiter.Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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