283 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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