283 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Art.Art who?
R2-D2, of course!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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