283 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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