295 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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I'm writing a book about WD-40.
It's Non-Friction.
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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"Comfortable?" asked the waiter.
"No sir, I come for food."
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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At any given moment, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only just a whim away…
A whim away. A whim away.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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