295 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
Rick O'Shea!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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