314 of The Best Puns — Groan-Worthy and Proud | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
2411 votes · ·
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
1946 votes · ·
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
2009 votes · ·
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
1564 votes · ·
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
1780 votes · ·
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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