314 of The Best Puns — Groan-Worthy and Proud | Good Bad Jokes

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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
3493 votes · ·
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
2676 votes · ·
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
2003 votes · ·
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
3883 votes · ·
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
2845 votes · ·
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
3070 votes · ·
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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