271 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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