236 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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