236 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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