273 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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"Comfortable?" asked the waiter.
"No sir, I come for food."
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What do you call fairy tales told really, really quickly?
ASAP's fables!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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What do you call a cop when he goes to bed?
Undercover!
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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Why did the French chef put on sweatpants?
He wanted to get confit!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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