267 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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