236 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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