236 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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