273 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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What do you call a cow you've seen before?
Deja moo.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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What do you call a bird with a bad cough?
A phlegmingo!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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