249 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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