249 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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What do you call a cop when he goes to bed?
Undercover!
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What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Sofishticated!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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Why did the French chef put on sweatpants?
He wanted to get confit!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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