245 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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What do you call a cop when he goes to bed?
Undercover!
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What do you call a plane full of bald people?
Receding Airlines.
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What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Sofishticated!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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