238 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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Why did the French chef put on sweatpants?
He wanted to get confit!
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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