249 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Why was the constipated accountant fired?
He couldn't budget.
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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