249 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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