249 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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