245 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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Why was the constipated accountant fired?
He couldn't budget.
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What do you call a bird with a bad cough?
A phlegmingo!
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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