246 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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