249 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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