27 Dark Humour Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting petting zoo!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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