27 Dark Humour Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What's a Leper's favorite musical?
Footloose!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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