288 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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