338 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk at the wake!
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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