288 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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