349 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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