288 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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