508 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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