508 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
2706 votes · ·
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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So a seal walks into a club...
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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