418 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Cricket.
No matter who wins, both teams, and all the fans, are losers.
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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