507 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Art.Art who?
R2-D2, of course!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hike.Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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