504 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Knock, knock.
Whose their?
It's your English teacher, we have a lot of work to do...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What do you call a cop when he goes to bed?
Undercover!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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