507 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Customer: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's Gazpacho, sir. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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