418 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot. ..... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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